To go with the NAIM Statement, may we present the Statement Opus 204 by Final Audio. They're a product of hideous design and proportion, as shown, with a lovely reflective quality. Fans of BattleStar Galactica (we are) will find they are the most Cylon of all audio products. While one notices the cheaptitude of the bass drivers*, one almost wants to peer in at the tweeter. As such, they are a trap. Much like a Fisherman's.
* when one looks at the product on the Final website, however, it's a much prettier picture.
When you tally up all your audio purchases to your ex, eventually you'll have to make a statement. For the fish, when they swim in too deep, they notice that they are in a box, with no way to un-lethally swim out.
When you look at the Final Audio, you find them most un-compelling, and yet attractive. Such is the nature of death, and the reproductive mate.
Final Audio Opus 204: $500,000.00 USD
Like approaching a black hole, you want to peer right in, and see what is in side, and in so doing, die - not a bad death, but a glorious one, at the hands of an infinitely superior opponent.
Life is much more fun, when you're weighted. When you are infinitely un-matched, but you can pay rapt attention to every move of your opponent, so as to ensure your survival. As such, life presents beauty!
NAIM Statement: $200,000.00 USD
May we suggest that you remove the zero's from your audio purchases, when recording, or stating to the other. That way, you'll be able to present a fascinating environment to others, without the subject being how much everything cost.
We like the 0's, ourselves, but not the people, necessarily.
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