Sunday, January 24, 2016

Axe Phoenix and Essence ... Review


Axe Dark Temptation, and Gold Temptation had, with their military grenade canister, been previously, the best men's style DE-ordorant.

As a child, could one not remember setting fire to the aerosol container to create a impromptu flame thrower, and as the canister was set to about expand, give it a throw.

(To) Become a Hand Grenade.

Who can forget their Axe Dark Temptation Deodorant Commercial?

Ah, there is something dark in the humour - about cannibalism - and all humour.

(For) That Matter.

Even for the most wildest saxophone player, who can not enjoy the coincidence of holding both an Axe (and a hand-grenade) in your hand?

Let us talk of suicide. Could there be some thoughts about cleanliness in the mind of the suicide vest repentant? About failure in this world.

Should you be a Blues follower, and player, you'll know guitar players (Axe) hold up the mainstay. You'll grow accustomed to imitating their acoustic tone and phraseology along with that of the harmonic player - though you'll wonder, not holding a real axe (guitar) if you are a real man.

Ah there are thoughts of the Germans vs Caesar and Dual Battleaxes in the hands of some German stout. Ah, Lass.


Well with Axe Dark Chocolate (Dark Temptation, rather), there's no such issue. No you can not throw a hand grenade in the parking lot, but just as with the "MAX FORCE" laundry stain re-player (remover), which rather resembles a hand gun (you'll want two...), with an Axe in your PAX you'll feel fine, rather.

Now comes two rather fine compliments:

Axe Phoenix and Axe Essence Men's Style Deodorant

For those in the know, Selmer Phoenix ("Firebird") is the saxophone to go for Alto and Tenor Saxophones.

In it, you'll get much more of a thumb workout.

http://www.selmer.fr/media/base/fichetechnique/FIREBIRD_ENG_FR.pdf

For those in Philosophy, Essence is the in-describable goodness which you'll think of with regards to Ancient Greek Philosophy (Gold) and the Philosophy of Jean Paul Sartre (Medium).

l'existence précède l'essence

May one find the best of the Past.

We've written about Axe Dark (and Gold) Temptation, previously.

JP 2016/01/24
www.hifiart.ca

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