Monday, July 27, 2015

Hi Fi and Colour



This is a bit obscure. Hi Fi and 1970's painted Vans. Vanagon? Ok.

Here we're talking about Hi Fi and Colour. We're giving credence to clear-water revival (taking a shower), and putting on some Axe.

Not some mindless guitar (We're not Plato! who wants vibrating strings, when it comes to audio?), but your average everyday Axe Excite Body Spray (Can), when it comes to colour.

The Top is Up! What is the pantone for that?

Now purple is the colour we associate with vaginal lips. We met a nice woman, a black lady finishing her master's in psychology. She had on purple eye shadow. We noted every detail of her dressage and of course every pantone and colour of her visual anatomy.

Now Purple is also the colour of Axe Excite. It's an exciting coincidence to notice now that in our office we have a lovely painting of five lovely dressed Black ladies (we don't see their colour - they're just lovely), and here we see five white ladies, selling sin. It's poor to even say sin.

By bringing reference to Spray, Body & Deodorant (SB&D) by Axe we go even further into the Devil's lap. Now, who would care for a lap-dance? We're not selling Angels, that's for sure. Victoria's Secret and Underwear Affair. Are we any different? That's the run on lure.

Now Axe Body Spray is a very fine deodorant. We prefer Dark Temptation, after having seen their chocolate man commercial in a local (ScotiaBank) theater. It's fun, shopping for the small stuff.



And this is how Rome was fortified.

JP 2017/07/28
www.hifiart.ca

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