Urban Decay

Ideally, you'd want a double decker tour bus, for getting around the city, which has far more space for your shopping than a typical New York Style Mercedes Sprinter, but a simple city bus, parked in your basement would allow you to workout - at least pop a couple chin-ups, and party like it's 1995.

Coolio was top of the charts then, with Gangsta Paradise.

Should you be partying in style, you could replace the bus's advertising panels (28" x 11") with Martin Logan Montis (or Summit X) panels (44" × 11.3"), allowing you to get the back-wave as you chill with a 311 Three Eleven Hells Lager (CHBC) in your fist.

As recycled air is the last thing you'd wish, smoking ganja, it's best to replace the upper ventilation (you have windows, anyway), with Arnie Nudell's Genesis 1.2 ribbon tweeters, along the line.

The base cost of city bus is $311,000.00 USD.