The Astrotec Lyra Open Back Headphone ($150.00 USD) is meant for the guys, but could be used by the ladies as well.
We've had a Lyra Clavis Da Cappo, and found it lovely.
Should you be a girl in ballet, then and have have a figure skater present (like Emanuel Sandu, circa 2002) you'll want to have him with an open-back. Maybe even rips in the back, to simulate what you'd like to do to him, ladies.
Like two Zambonis then, these will clear and massage your ears, just like your man rubbing your feet, and bring you back to a time when it was just you and him - just you and Brian Boitano - you in the tub, and Brian, if you could just close your eyes.
Ah that Zamboni thing is just a fantasy. More like an industrial floor cleaner, though we do like the shower-head motif (bottom), and dislike the foam insert (top). Note the screw (above), and the slots (below)...
You and your favourite figure skating champion, Ladies, then, whether it be Brian Orser, Brian Boitano, Emianuel Sandu, who have you.
Here's Brian with a pole. Not the sort of display we like to see, guys. The world penis size study just came out, and this is just rack. Even Mathew McConaughey off the ice, as seen in Magic Mike 2012, or Wayne Gretzskey for that matter, on the ice, couldn't keep up.
We'd like to see Channing Tatum - a much better dancer than ourselves - compete with this one. He could handle a pole much better than the ladies, sure, but could he handle this ten footer (10') whale size monster pole?
Even our favourite hip hop artist yesterday, Wale, couldn't keep that in his pants.
If all this penis size and reference talk is getting to you, may we recommend a good Yaught by Wally (wally.com) to keep you from the competition, or should you be less endowed, the movie, Wall-E.
www.walemusic.com
It's bright and endearing. :)
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