Von Gaylord

Von Gaylord Audio (VGA) has to be some of the more curiously named collection of audio equipment. As products, they look quite well put together, but one wonders about the raison d'être of the name.

VGA

One one hand, it's Scottish, ala Mel Gibson, but who wants to look at a man's ass? On the other, it's gay.

Could one remove the label (or offer a private label), and still be happy with the product in their home (ala Adbusters)?

Would that be gay?

The "Legend Music Reference" seems to escape the branding, speaking of Liberace.

Let's look at Von Garlord products as we see it.

The Starlet 4 would do you if you were a 13-year old boy. $4995.00. You couldn't listen to Daft Punk.
The Alpha would treat you if you were a practicing Christian. $4495.00. Quad users denote.
The Nirvana 4 might mane you were you a practicing Buddhist. $8495.00. Steve Jobs attend.
The Uni Earth might suit you were you a suitable Unitarian. $16,995.00. Goy delights, attend.
The Uni Sea might attend you were you Steve Carmichael. $100,000.00. Scientology, ahoy!

The Holy See might ban you, were you leaning that way.



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